My girlfriend’s family likes to go gambling. And apparently, they don’t gamble unless the amount of money involved is significant to them. I have discovered, from what they have told me, that in certain parts of Asia, it is common for people to gamble, at least more so than what I am used to here in the U.S. To be fair, my parents both came from Ohio, so I think my exposure to casino gambling is less than the average American.
I have been taking them to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino here in Tampa, which recently added “Vegas style’ slot machines and even more recently, “Vegas style” table games. Personally, I only feel comfortable playing the slots, but I have discovered that the amount of money I will lose if I keep playing the slots (only ten or twenty bucks) every time I go there is significant. The odds apparently favor my learning to play Blackjack (they have the real, 3:2 kind) if I want to hold on to my money longer, and stave off the boredom of walking around a smokey casino for three hours (on average) waiting for my passengers to finish.
I have found a great website for those interested in losing less money, and getting more fun out of, going to a casino when it cannot be avoided: The Wizard of Odds. It is really a fantastic site, and the material there is written by an actuary who lives and works in Vegas. In my opinion, it is a goldmine of useful and reliable information, which is harder and harder to find on the web.
My one paragraph review on the Hard Rock follows. First, disclosure; I have been to Vegas (around ten years ago) and Atlantic City (around five), but I am not a gambler. Things I don’t like; The native american smoke shop and poor ventilation make for a very smokey environment (except for the poker room – no spectators allowed though), high table limits (15$ minimums at some blackjack tables are available but only in off peak times, expect to pay 25$), and somewhat poor customer service.
To elaborate briefly on the last point, every time I have gone I see a patron and a casino worker arguing over a payout (either at a ticket reimbursement machine or slot machine) and the casino workers are always taking a very defensive tone that borders on accusing the patron of cheating. I don’t know if the patrons are cheating, I just know that the attitude of the casino in every case I have seen would make me very upset if I were a paying customer, and usually the amounts are small (20-50 dollars).
To elaborate further, I have seen the ticket cashout machine display “Incomplete payout” (establishing that the machine at least did malfunction) and stop working, a patron waiting at least 20 minutes for somebody to come to the machine, and then when I walked by again 15 minutes later, still talking to the staff with the staff point blank saying that unless the tapes show otherwise, she is not getting her money. Again, I don’t know the whole situation, but it is apparent that either there are a lot of people trying to scam the casino, or the casino is willing to rub you the wrong way if you are unfortunate enough to get stuck at a malfunctioning machine. Either way, not too great a situation. I advise avoiding the machines (slot and otherwise) if you want to eliminate the possibility of a malfunction ruining your night (which it would, based on my observations).
Things I like: You can play blackjack, mini baccarat, pai gow poker, slot machines (even a few two-cent ones), video poker, let em ride, texas hold ‘em (I believe it is 85$-15$ to get in, whatever that means), omaha hi-lo, seven card stud, and perhaps more. I know for a fact that my girlfriend’s family would not be interested in going if not for the variety of table games. It is also pretty empty when we go, typically arriving at midnight and leaving around 3 am (they work at a restaurant) and exceptionally easy to get in when parking in the South garage coming from the I-4 eastbound ramp.